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McSweeney's
Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
If Conservatives Talked About Other Issues the Way They Talk About Climate Change
Editorial Notes From Your Twitter Troll
Points in Case
Who Are You Going to Believe: The Man With Everything to Lose or the Woman With Nothing to Gain?
How The Hell Did The Hot Guy Lose?
The Belladonna Comedy
Quiz: Which of President Trump’s Impeachable Offenses Are You?
Table of Contents For Donald Trump Jr.’s Upcoming Book ‘Triggered’
Daily Itinerary of Me, As Soon As I Reach 10,000 Followers On Twitter
Little Old Lady Comedy
I Demand To See The 3,000 Puerto Ricans’ Long Form Death Certificates
The Prosecution’s Complete List Of Paul Manafort’s Jackets
I Don’t Need To Marry A Prince, I Will Also Settle For Someone Who Is Just Rich
Medium
Nancy Pelosi Does Not Think That Now Is The Appropriate Time To Proceed With Your Biopsy
Not Not Other Presidents’ Double Negatives
Someecards
"5 people having a worse Monday than you" column archive
An Obituary for America (1776-2017)
Reductress
Teen Girl Bullied for Having Discernable Personality
Woman Submits Online Dating Profile as Creative Writing Sample
Is My Yeast Infection Kosher for Passover?
Friendship Between Sisters Just Relationship of Convenience
In Case I Go Missing, Please Use This Cute Picture for Me on the Flyers
The Best Spring Break Destinations for Your Hepatitis Type
Friendship Between Sisters Just Relationship of Convenience
Talbots Bags to Masturbate Under During "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Is Your 12-Year-Old Daughter Pretty Enough to be Your Alter Ego?
5 Laptop Decals That Make People in the Cafe Want to Talk to You
How to Stay Warm for Winter While Still Giving Off a Slutty Vibe
Columbia Daily Spectator
Highlights from the second-oldest continuously operating college news daily
Life after depression
George Carlin's dream street, according to his comedy
The end of an era: Why we'll miss "Parks and Rec"
Columbia University Wedding Announcements: Tales of love and floorcest
The BeSDT SΘrority DGirls in Pop Culture
Ode to basketball star Alex Rosenberg by a Jewish mother
How many of these Columbia things have you done?
Rap Genius-ing the State of the Union
Spectrum Investigates: Columbia's anonymous social networks
Hooking up with "New Girl"
"Getting Graphic" series: humorously interpreting campus news through charts and graphs